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The Reyes Magos Might be Running Out of Ideas

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FUNDEX GAMES EL CHAVO

My grandma used to say* there is nothing new under the sun. And to prove this point, a toy maker this week is releasing a new line of toys featuring none other than El Chavo del 8, the 35-year-old series featuring an 8-year-old child created -and portrayed- by 80-year-old Roberto Gómez Bolaños (aka Chespirito.)

The new toys from Fundex are debut just in time for Three Kings Day, and they are based on the animated series of El Chavo. But if you want to get your hands on them, you must rush to your nearest Target, because you will not find them anywhere else. (Sorry, Walmart and Kmart.)

*Please forgive my Forrest Gump lapsus.

Good Lord. Spanish Buses Now Feature Atheism

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Text_H7A1_4pdf.docMeet the Bus Ateo (The Atheist Bus), featuring the latest advertising effort by Spain’s Unión de Ateos y Librepensadores, which on Jan. 12 will roll buses in Catalunya and Madrid encouraging citizens to stop worrying and enjoy life, as God probably doesn’t exist. The slogan reads:

“Probablemente Dios no existe. Deja de preocuparte y disfruta la vida.“

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if the campaign claims that God probably doesn’t exist, shouldn’t we be calling it the Agnostic Bus, instead?

Only God knows.

And You Think You Have Problems [With the Airlines]

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sabrina_sabrokSabrina Säbrok, the Argentine nut-case model whose fake boobs now weigh like 10-kilos, is reportedly in a very bad shape after one of her implants burst in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

According to El Mañana: “During the flight, Säbrok began to feel a strong pain in her breast; fortunately, there was a doctor on board who took a minute to come up with a diagnose: a recently operated implant simply burst in mid air.”

And you thought you had airline problems….

Hat tip to Keith Dannemiller.

Photo: El Mañana

Here’s What I call an All Inclusive ‘Resort’

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Forget the Club Med. Hotel Reforma, in the heart of downtown Mérida, offers everything you should expect from an all-inclusive  hotel: air conditioning, swimming pool, parking, cable TV, coffee and bread… why not?

(Yeah, I’m back from my Yucatán excursion and still too lazy to do much. But stay tune and in the meantime, Feliz 2009!)

Photo: Laura Martínez. Mérida, Yuc. 2008

Out on a Mexican Immersion Tour (II)

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Hi everybody! Time has come -yes, again- for this blogger to take a well-deserved vacation… in Yucatán, of course! where else?

So starting today (Dec. 21) and until my pesos run out, I will be somehow out of touch, hopefully taking long siestas, sipping tequila and stuffing myself with cochinita pibil (which, for some odd reason, is not part of the Hot Latin Diet.)

In the meantime, keep reading. Remember I’ve been posting stuff for almost two years now, enough for you to get acquainted with Latino media and pop culture.

Otherwise, just take the poll and tell me what you’d like the Reyes Magos to bring you back from “down there.” 

Finally. A Wrestling Match I Would Actually Attend

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Wondering what to get your familia in these times of economic uncertainty? How about a front-row ticket to see some real fighting between Mexican wrestling legends and a bunch of Americans dressed as Border Patrol agents?

No, people, this is no joke. San Francisco-based Pro Wrestling Revolution is making it all happen, and tickets are only, like, $10 apiece (almost the cost of a Chipotle gourmet burrito.)

Now, that is what I call a good deal… (and wrestling I can actually relate to.)

Castro and Calderón are BFF Now

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Long gone are the immensely funny days of Vicente Fox asking Fidel Castro to eat and then leave (“Comes y te vas”) during the 2004 Summit of Monterrey. Those leaders’ respective successors are now like BFF, and were spotted giggling and hugging each other pretty much all the time at this week’s Latin America and Caribbean Development Summit in Brazil.

Looks like time has come for “Comes y te quedas”.

(Blogger’s note: Where are the journalists’ shoes when you need them?)

The Land of Zapatero Unveils the Wii Zapatilla

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George W. Bush proved to be unusually alert -and agile- when dodging a shoe attack this week during a press conference in Iraq. Thus, Spanish blogger Polonio 210, is now proposing a new game, the Wii Zapatilla, challenging players to finally get W with a buen zapatazo.

(UPDATE: Spain’s Prime Minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, kindly asks you to spare him the jokes.)

Kidnapping Expert Gets, Well, Kidnapped in Mexico

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Life is not a tómbola. It’s just one big fat irony. Félix Batista, an American security consultant who has helped negotiate the release of dozens of kidnapping victims in Latin America, this week was kidnapped in Mexico.

According to the New York Times: The consultant, Felix Batista, 55, was giving security seminars for business owners in Coahuila State when he was abducted by a group of armed men.

As of Monday night, officials in Mexico and the U.S. were still trying to figure out the whereabouts of Batista. This blogger, meanwhile, was going, duh, that’s really messed up!

Never Judge a Book by its Cover (nor a Writer by her Cleavage)

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Enough with virgins. Let us move onto a more intellectual subject: books and the people who write them.

Take Niurka Marcos, the untalented, promiscuous Cuban “actress”-turned TV host, who this week released her first book: Soy (as in “I am” not as in “soy milk”), an autobiography of sorts showing us she might not be as illiterate as we originally thought.

Soy has a first print run of 10,000 copies, way fewer than the 80,000 sold by Playboy Mexico’s December issue.  Still, the voluptuous thespian-turned-scribe is poised to oversell Talk Dirty: Spanish, by yours truly… It’s gotta be the cleavage.

Playboy Honors Virgin Mary by Putting Her on Cover

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December 12 is one of Mexico’s most important holidays: It is the celebration of the Virgin of Guadalupe. And what better way to honor our Santa Patrona than gracing the cover of Playboy with Virgin Mary herself?

Well, sort of. This is María Florencia Onori, posing as Virgin Mary for this month’s Playboy Mexican edition, which in a matter of days has sold 80,000 copies, proving -once again- that print is not quite dead yet.

(Oh, and in case you were wondering: she is not the one who reportedly saved Oliver Atom’s life.)

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It is a ‘Transcreational’ Miracle: Japanese Soccer Anime is Saved by the Virgin of Guadalupe

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In marketing and advertising, the term “transcreation” is defined as “the process of using an original text as a brief for writing new copy that meets the conditions of the target audience.”

So I guess that’s why Captain Tsubasa, the Japanese manga, anime and video game series, has not only been re-named Oliver Atom in the Mexican version of the series (Los Supercampeones), but when in danger, he manages to be saved by the Virgin of Guadalupe. ¡Milagro!

Now I wonder if the dad’s moustache is also part of the Mexicanization of the series… anyone?

Cataluña Says: “Yes, he Can!”

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presidente-obamaYou might not know this, but people from Cataluña have a peculiar fixation with defecating people. Thus, the popularity of the caganer, those little statues that have become a true  Christmas tradition, along with Tío de Nadal, whose droppings eventually turn into wonderful presents for children (do not ask!)

After a few days in Barcelona,  I have encountered dozens of these funky statues, but today I finally came across one that explained what President-elect Barack Obama really meant when he kept saying ¡sí, se puede!

(For the record: I just paid 14 euros for this.)

Camels, they are Just Like Us

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Here is a real good reason to build a fence along the U.S.-Mexico border: to stop the freaking camels from sneaking in.

Yes, my friends. A couple of days ago, two camels were spotted in the border town of Ciudad Juárez, looking all suspicious and all, presumably trying to get across unnoticed. According to AP:

Two camels nibbling on a pine tree along a street in this desert metropolis on the Texas border. Police tried lassoing the animals, which lunged at the officers with snapping teeth as onlookers chuckled.

Wait a second… a pine tree in Ciudad Juárez? Now, that´s gotta be a mirage!