This country might be in the middle of an economic slump, but job seekers shouldn’t worry: the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Protection is looking to hire 11,000 people this year! According to the agency’s guidelines, the job has a starting salary range of about $35,000 to $45,000, depending on qualifications, but you can be bumped up to around $55,000 in about two years (given you catch lots of mexicanos along the way.)
“We have gone through unprecedented expansion in the last several years. We need additional folks,” CBP’s spokesperson Tara Dunlop told AP.
All trainees are required to learn Spanish, although there’s nothing against heavy-accented people. Perhaps Melody Morales will want to give it a try?
5 thoughts on “Looking for a Job? Hurry! the Migra is Hiring”
Gee, I was hoping to be able to have some decent Mexican food upstate New York…
That man has to be kidding me with that sign.
hahahaha… that is a funny picture…
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This is A BITCHH.FUCKK AMERICANSS.!@!!!