Siri Sure Knows How to Please a Mexican [i.e. Me]

It took me a while, but after months of training in both, English and Spanish, Apple’s virtual assistant has finally understood that commands coming from Mexican people can be slightly more complex than then regular “check my mail” or “call my boss.”

So, thank you, Siri. But now, can you please elaborate and get to the rest of this thing? Here’s something that can help.