Argentine Priest Blesses Flock with ‘Despacito,’ Because there’s no God and we’re all Going to Hell

We are going to hell… Despacito

It was only a few days ago I wrote about gringo media discovering the craze of Despacito, the first Spanish-language U.S. No. 1 hit since Macarena.

Well, get ready for more Despacito-infused news: A priest at a local church in Córdoba, Argentina, has decided to give his dominical sermon a Fonsi-Daddy-Yankee spin, by making attendees chant and dance to the tune of  — what else? — Despacito!

The reason? Simply because THE END is near and we’re all going to hell. (Despacito, but we’re on our way.)

JUST WATCH:

Via: Televisa

2 thoughts on “Argentine Priest Blesses Flock with ‘Despacito,’ Because there’s no God and we’re all Going to Hell

  1. He’s right.

    The Jewish Freemason Novus Ordo Mass and it’s modernisn leads souls straight to Hell.

    What leads souls to Heaven? This:

    Nothing else.

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