Trump Wants His Border Wall to be Transparent, so People Don’t Get Hit on the Head with Flying Drugs

Who would want to be hit on the head with one of these?

Mr. Donald Trump is a very creative fellow, so it shouldn’t surprise you to know he has come up with an awesome idea for that U.S.-Mexican wall he will build and my people will pay for it: He wants to it to be transparent… The reason?

Here’s how the president actually explained this to journalists:

“As horrible as it sounds, when they throw large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don’t see them. […] They hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It’s over.”

Wow! It’s all so simple, yet brilliant! And I’m glad to have such a thoughtful leader in charge of the free world.

Gracias, Señor Presidente!

One thought on “Trump Wants His Border Wall to be Transparent, so People Don’t Get Hit on the Head with Flying Drugs

  1. It’s a Ground Hog Day thing with me. Every morning I wake up and while making coffee I realize that Trump is really President. It makes me want to start a movement to change his official welcome song from “Hail to the Chief” to “Send in the Clowns”.

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