
Mr. Donald Trump is a very creative fellow, so it shouldn’t surprise you to know he has come up with an awesome idea for that U.S.-Mexican wall he will build and my people will pay for it: He wants to it to be transparent… The reason?
Here’s how the president actually explained this to journalists:
“As horrible as it sounds, when they throw large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don’t see them. […] They hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It’s over.”
Wow! It’s all so simple, yet brilliant! And I’m glad to have such a thoughtful leader in charge of the free world.
Gracias, Señor Presidente!
It’s a Ground Hog Day thing with me. Every morning I wake up and while making coffee I realize that Trump is really President. It makes me want to start a movement to change his official welcome song from “Hail to the Chief” to “Send in the Clowns”.