Jeb Bush Wants you to Support His Campaign by Buying a $75 ‘Guaca Bowle’

Because 'Jeb and Columba love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday.'

Because ‘Jeb and Columba love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday.’

With the hilarious 2016 U.S. presidential campaign around the corner, candidates are going the extra mile to raise the much needed cash to be able to compete against the dumb-but-filthy-rich-candidate-type-people.

Take Newly Converted Hispanic Jeb Bush, who is asking you to pitch in $75 for the Guaca Bowle, a presumably-Made-in-China plasticky looking molcajete that I can find in Mexico City for, like, a fifth of the price.

But why a molcajete, may you ask? Well, because Jeb and wife Columba (not Columbia, nor Colombia) simply “Love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday.”

Ay, caramba!

Can someone please start working on a Guaca-Bowl piñata?

This entry was posted in 2016 presidential campaign, Awkard homages, Food, Guacala, ItsColombiaNotColumbia, Latin America, Mexico, Politics, Sal & Pimienta and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Jeb Bush Wants you to Support His Campaign by Buying a $75 ‘Guaca Bowle’

  1. joelsouza says:

    no es un molde de plastico? en el centro yo creo que puede costar unos $30 pesos

  2. Exacto. Comprame uno. Te doy 60 PESOS por el. va?

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